🌐Opening browser...
✏️Typing the question you could have typed...
🔍Pressing Enter (like a typical person would)...
😮‍💨Sighing deeply...
Done. Results appear below. You're welcome.
...
— Persona
⚡ Speed Receipt
0.00 seconds
That's how long this would've taken you.
📋 How You Could Have Done This
1
Open your browser
The one you already have open right now.
2
Go to google.com
Or just type in the address bar. Revolutionary concept.
3
Type your question
Exactly like you already said it to someone else.
4
Press Enter
The big key. You know the one.
5
Read the first result
This entire process takes 8–12 seconds. I timed it.
🧾 Your Search Receipt
Time to ask someone else~3 min
Time to Google it yourself8 sec
Time wasted waiting~2 min 52 sec
Dignity spentConsiderable
Total debt to the InternetHigh
Transaction ID: SHOULDVE-GOOGLED-IT • No refunds.